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the gameS
inspired by the florida man's infamously unique talents
EVADING ARREST OBSTACLE COURSE
Floridians are chased by police after stealing copper pipes and catalytic converters. Find the frozen iguana and chuck a gator through a drive thru window to earn a victory, and your freedom.
Hurricane Party Prep: Grocery aisle RUMBLE
Welcome to the most chaotic shopping spree you’ve ever seen. Floridians start with a grocery cart joust, crashing metal into metal before the brawl spills down the aisle. For one full minute, anything goes. It’s all about stuffing your cart with as much loot as possible, while fighting off other shoppers. In this supermarket, it's not your friendly neighborhood, and nobody’s safe.
Florida Sumo
Cage match
& BEER CHUG
Floridians strap on giant pool inflatables, clutch a pitcher of beer in one hand, and hold on for dear life. To win, you’ve got to take your opponent down or spill every last drop of their beer. But here’s the twist: the loser has one last shot at redemption... Five seconds to chug their opponent’s remaining pitcher while the crowd counts down. It’s messy, hilarious, and fueled by liquid courage.
WEAPONIZED
POOL NOODLes
Grab a pool noodle, step into the mud, and prepare for glory. Two Floridians enter, only one leaves victorious. The rules are simple: knock your opponent out of the pool or slam them into the mud. Winner gets the points, loser gets nothing but dirt in their teeth. It’s slippery, sloppy, and pure Florida mayhem.
NEW QUALIFYING EVENT
Think you’ve got what it takes to even enter the Games? Before you face the legends, you’ll have to survive our brand-new qualifier. We’re not saying what’s in it (yet), but we promise it’ll test Floridians' speed, grit, and Florida spirit.
NEW EVENT ADDED
Something new is coming to The Florida Man Games™… and it’s unlike anything we’ve unleashed before. Expect chaos. Expect laughs. Expect Florida at its finest. Details are locked down tighter than a gator’s jaw... But when it drops, you’ll know.
